Category: Humor
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Some of my best tweets from @Midnight’s daily Hashtag War games. #NewStateMottos Mississippi: there is no “I” in team, but there are three in our name. Also, we can’t add. Missouri: less a show me state and more of a ‘grower’ New Jersey: where informants and trump casinos go under #ItsFallBecause I start making the…
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Miley Cyrus to duet with Madonna on MTV Unplugged. Instead of a wrecking ball, though, Miley will swing from Madonna’s boobs. As a citizen, not pleased with the government’s spying programs. But as a writer, I’m just glad someone is reading my work. The cost of being a rabid Apple fan can really add up,…
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The new Pope said it’s okay to breast feed at the Vatican. What’s still not allowed? Men dressed as giant babies. Justin Bieber’s home was raided after a neighbor accused him of egging. Police found no evidence, just the Biebs eating a breakfast of toast, bacon & ten pound omelet. A new iPhone case uses…
