Some of my best tweets from @Midnight’s daily Hashtag War games.

#NewStateMottos
Mississippi: there is no “I” in team, but there are three in our name. Also, we can’t add.
Missouri: less a show me state and more of a ‘grower’
New Jersey: where informants and trump casinos go under

#ItsFallBecause
I start making the list of excuses for not visiting my folks on thanksgiving
Leaf piles are not just what I call my dumps after eating leaves
Santa begins eating the slow elves to fatten up by Christmas and to send a message
I get to post photos of my giant-headed nephew and a pumpkin and say ‘twinsies!’

#SciFiBands
That’s No Maroon 5, That’s a Space Station
KC and the Cantina Band
Jar Jar Blinks 182
One Small Steppenwolf for Man, One They Might be Giants for Mankind

#BadThemeParks
Brony Island
Santa’s Twerkshop

#PolarVortexSongs
Hey, you, get outta the cold, get into my Tauntaun
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, now ur full of pot holes

#MakeAMovieCanadian
The Modest Gatsby
How to Train Your Dragon Deux
6.096 meters from stardom

#SpookyCartoons
The bride of frankenberry
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Daphnes

#PirateTVShows
Sabrina the Teenage Wench
Everybody Loves Scurvy!
Full Yo Ho House
The Ren and Stumpy Show
Planky Brewster

#LamerDuos
Starsky and Cabinet
Jessican Hahn and Chewie
The Wonder Twinks

#RuinADessert
banana hammock pudding
red wedding cake
little debbie’s snatch cake

#HipHopBooks
green eggs and Will.I.Am
harry potter and the deathly hollas
the chronic of narnia
charlotte’s crib

#LameApocalypses
Mayim Apocalypse
Shawarmageddon
Invasion of the Brady Snatchers