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  • November 3, 2015

    Won a Logline Contest!

    Won a Logline Contest!

    Was just for fun, but still… #SmallVictories TRACKING BOARD ANNOUNCEMENT

  • May 30, 2015

    Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.5: Kill the Boy

    Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.5: Kill the Boy

    The Wall Maester Aemon fires up his raven mail app and has the latest click-bait news article read to him. “Daenerys Targaryen refuses to leave until the freedom of the former slaves is secure. YOU WON’T BELIEVE what she does next!” Mereen Denarys opens up a new restaurant for her dragons. The most popular item, […]

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  • May 25, 2015

    Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.4 Sons of the Harpy

    So we start out on Some Beach With Ser Jorah knocking out a random dude, leaving behind coins for a boat rental. And that’s why I never advertise anything on Craigslist. In another ship Jamie and Bronn talk about geography and what Dorne is known for – fighting and f*cking. In my home state of […]

  • May 20, 2015

    Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.3: High Sparrow

    Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.3: High Sparrow

    My apologies… a man has been busy. On to the recap – We open on the House of Black & White… also known as the House of Perpetually Dirty Floors. Arya rebels against her sweeping duties and demands they get a Roomba. Later, she begins her Faceless Man training by Mr. Miyagi. But instead of classic […]

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