Category: Game of Thrones
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Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.5: Kill the Boy
The Wall Maester Aemon fires up his raven mail app and has the latest click-bait news article read to him. “Daenerys Targaryen refuses to leave until the freedom of the former slaves is secure. YOU WON’T BELIEVE what she does next!” Mereen Denarys opens up a new restaurant for her dragons. The most popular item,…
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Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.4 Sons of the Harpy
So we start out on Some Beach With Ser Jorah knocking out a random dude, leaving behind coins for a boat rental. And that’s why I never advertise anything on Craigslist. In another ship Jamie and Bronn talk about geography and what Dorne is known for – fighting and f*cking. In my home state of…
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Lord Snark Recap GOT Ep 5.3: High Sparrow
My apologies… a man has been busy. On to the recap – We open on the House of Black & White… also known as the House of Perpetually Dirty Floors. Arya rebels against her sweeping duties and demands they get a Roomba. Later, she begins her Faceless Man training by Mr. Miyagi. But instead of classic…
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LORD SNARK Recap GOT Ep 5.2 The House of Black and White
AKA, ‘The One with Arya, Finally’ We start in Braavos… So the big statue that Arya passes under… Do you think the sculptors made him all Ken Doll underneath that skirt, or is he sporting a dangling pair of giant Gold Dragon coins? Arya is taken on a Starline Tours ride around the city, catching…
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