Some random thoughts about the GOT episode “The First of His Name”

— Arya & The Hound is my favorite comedy in Westeros
— Apparently, Podrick slept his way through Squire School
— Littlefinger IS the most dangerous man in Westeros (Stay Blood Thirsty, my friends)
— Craster’s Keep officially de-listed from Trip Advisor
— Placing Dany’s three dragons on goat milk cartons, since we haven’t seem them for two episodes now
— “I will do what Queens do… I will rule” – Ru Paul
— Most popular reality show on the Bravos network… Sword Dancing With The Stars… brought to you by The Iron Bank