New Year’s Rockin’ Eve edition

* Nicki Minaj will settle on one personality named Baromarosa and she will win Celebrity Apprentice

* Apple will release a wiggle powered music player named the iPod Shuffle Bot

* The Black Eyed Peas will officially be renamed “Fergie, will.i.am and the Other Two Dudes”

* Justin Bieber will pull a Benjamin Button and turn into a baby, but will still duet with Lady G for the number one album, Goo Goo Gaga

Happy New Year!