chris mueller

July 10, 2014

Screenwriter Social Media Posts and Their Subtext

Anyone have experience pitching to BIG NAME PRODUCER/STUDIO? I know anyone who could actually answer this isn’t reading our shitty forum, but I wanted to humblebrag about my big meeting — Fuck You! – Just so thankful to God I’m able to write for a living. #ScreenWriterLife I go to church and live off a […]

June 23, 2014

Latest Sketches

So, these were the two sketches/scenes I entered into this year’s ABC & NBC Writer’s showcase. If you ever wanted to see my writing style and sense of humor, these 5 pg pdfs are it. FIT TO BE BOLO TIED — (PDF) ______________ FLUSH… AH AHHH! — (PDF)

June 16, 2014

Lord Snark recap — GOT Ep 4.10 “The Children”

The privy hits the fan this episode… ____________________ So, we learn that Mance doesn’t want to raid the Seven Kingdoms, just house his people on the other side of TheWall because winter and zombies. With just fifty Night’s Watch left, looks like he’s going to get his wish… riders, what now? You know how that […]

June 9, 2014

Lord Snark – GOT Ep 4.9 “The Watchers on the Wall”

Dropping barrels full of references in this snarkcap… ________________ After last week’s head-popping ender, nice to see the show start with some quite moments about love… Like… — Sam questioning Jon Snow about the finer points of Wildling dating. —–>What if she has a giant in the family? —–>How long do you wait for sex […]