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April 21, 2015

LORD SNARK Recap GOT Ep 5.2 The House of Black and White

AKA, ‘The One with Arya, Finally’ We start in Braavos… So the big statue that Arya passes under… Do you think the sculptors made him all Ken Doll underneath that skirt, or is he sporting a dangling pair of giant Gold Dragon coins? Arya is taken on a Starline Tours ride around the city, catching […]

April 13, 2015

Lord Snark recap — GOT Ep 5.1 “The Wars to Come”

We kick off Season 5 with a flashback!! Running through the Into the Woods set is Regina George — oh, I Mean a young Girl we come to learn is Cercei — who visits one of the Witches of East Watch. And she hears the awful truth… in Hollywood, there ‘comes another, younger, more beautiful […]

January 29, 2015

2014 Wrap Up – Hashtag Wars

Some of my best tweets from @Midnight’s daily Hashtag War games. #NewStateMottos Mississippi: there is no “I” in team, but there are three in our name. Also, we can’t add. Missouri: less a show me state and more of a ‘grower’ New Jersey: where informants and trump casinos go under #ItsFallBecause I start making the […]

January 24, 2015

Tweets and Jokes from 2014 – part 2

Miley Cyrus to duet with Madonna on MTV Unplugged. Instead of a wrecking ball, though, Miley will swing from Madonna’s boobs. As a citizen, not pleased with the government’s spying programs. But as a writer, I’m just glad someone is reading my work. The cost of being a rabid Apple fan can really add up, […]